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Keep your plants alive—and your sense of humor thriving—with this funny metal plant pot featuring the cheeky phrase “If You Could Not Kill Me That’d Be Great.” Wrapped in rustic jute at the top, this stylish and sarcastic planter is perfect for succulents, cacti, or low-maintenance houseplants. A great gift for plant lovers, coworkers, teachers, or anyone with a not-so-green thumb, this pot adds personality to any office desk, windowsill, or home decor. Whether you're shopping for a birthday, farewell gift, or just want to make someone laugh, this humorous plant pot is a witty way to say “I believe in you… kinda.”
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